Thank you thank you! I've been avoiding the sun because I have been worried about skin cancer and stuff. But I've been even more worried about people mocking me for being so pale. Now I'll just go buy some white lipstick and show everyone how 'tan' I can be! Great tip!
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Where...How...do you come up with this stuff. I think you may be a comic genious.
Thank you thank you! I've been avoiding the sun because I have been worried about skin cancer and stuff. But I've been even more worried about people mocking me for being so pale. Now I'll just go buy some white lipstick and show everyone how 'tan' I can be! Great tip!
i've been using your nylon trick and it works BEAUTIFULLY...both literally and figuratively.
I hate myself..you're so beautiful..I think I'll by some self tanner.
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